Meet your Art Brothel Escorts... followed by a menu of their art and services for sale!
MENU OF ART and SERVICES
offered for your pleasure
by our Art Brothel escorts đÂ
(Venmo or cash)
Frankie A. Grossman:
Live personal pelvic portrait on paper $15; Pre-painted vaginal experiment $10
Helen Melina:
Tarot readings. For options and pricing, click on her profile above.
Katharsis:
“Come up and see my etchings!” Peruse Katharsisâ personal scrapbook and/or explore her room and creatively play with writing, drawing and dialogue prompts for 20 minutes. 1 person 30$, 2 people 50$, 3 people or more 20$ each
Madame McDew:
One-on-one fetish experience. For options and pricing, click on her profile above.
Moxie Battles:
$75 – âThe Rackâ (two experiences may be purchased for each performance evening). — Moxie will introduce you to the Rack. This experience is not recommended for patrons with long fingernails.
$50 – âMr Christianâ — Moxie recreates an excerpt from Mel Gibsonâs performance in The Bounty 1984.
$25 – âShe Sells Seashellsâ — Moxie has whispered secrets into a spiny conch shell. If you listen, maybe you can hear them.
$20 – âCanât Hold a Candleâ (12 available after each performance) — return to Moxieâs Lair for Birthday Cake and festivities. May contain gluten and dairy.
Mary Magdalene:
A print of Mary Magdalene’s painting for usage in personal grief healing rituals. It comes with a crochet heart that is your new heart after you dissolve and come back.
The Shadow:
Based on its experience living as a human, The Shadow will write a brief report on the topic of your choosing – 5 dollars
Aida:
Kazuo Ohno and Tatsumi Hijikjata are the founders of the revolutionary dance form known as Butoh. Aida is offering 12’x10′ prints of her paintings of these masters at 40$ each (see her profile above for details).
Sick Nick:
— Ritual Cabaret Postcard — an autographed concrete poem on 5.5âx8.5â card stock. The authenticating pubic hair is adhered to the signature ink in a lacquer cocoon so as to survive the Mail Art journey. Limited 2024 Edition of Ten — $20
— “This is not a pipe bomb” (Performance and T-Shirt)
(See his profile above for details on both.)
Pupu:
Privately, she will:
— Swear at you in Russian for 1 min – 10$,
— Slap your face – 20$
— Look into my eyes very close for 5 min – 30$
— Dance on table for you – 60$
— Full package including all of the above – 100$
Group experience (max 6 people):
âOffice meeting fuck upâ – 200$
Alana anda Elaichi:
Erotic Tarot Dance – Alana and Elaichi will offer you spiritual guidance through a one card Tarot reading and dance — $80
Ritual Cabaret Art Brothel is made possible by the generous support of:
IndieSpace “Pay Your People” Grant, Anonymous, John Baumann, Jeff Birnbaum, Sasha Chavchavadze, Brenda Fisher, Jade Frost, Bob Lyness, Eva Melas, PK (Ram) Ramani, Mike Spratt, Paget Walker, Sue Yocum
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