Your Escorts

Meet your Art Brothel Escorts... followed by a menu of their art and services for sale!

Azazel Keres Abraxas
Circe
Moxie Battles
Katharsis
Alana & Elaichi (cardomom)
Sick Nick
Aida
BitterSweet
Madame McDew
Qupid
Helen Melina
Art.irkA
Frankie A. Grossman
The Shadow
Mary Magdalene
Pupu

MENU OF ART and SERVICES

offered for your pleasure
by our Art Brothel escorts 😉 
(Venmo or cash)

Frankie A. Grossman:
Live personal pelvic portrait on paper $15; 
Pre-painted vaginal experiment $10

Helen Melina:
Tarot readings. For options and pricing, click on her profile above.

Katharsis:
“Come up and see my etchings!” Peruse Katharsis’ personal scrapbook and/or explore her room and creatively play with writing, drawing and dialogue prompts for 20 minutes. 1 person 30$, 2 people 50$, 3 people or more 20$ each

Madame McDew: 
One-on-one fetish experience. For options and pricing, click on her profile above.

Moxie Battles: 
$75 – “The Rack” (two experiences may be purchased for each performance evening). — Moxie will introduce you to the Rack. This experience is not recommended for patrons with long fingernails.

$50 – “Mr Christian” Moxie recreates an excerpt from Mel Gibson’s performance in The Bounty 1984.

$25 – “She Sells Seashells” —  Moxie has whispered secrets into a spiny conch shell. If you listen, maybe you can hear them.

$20 – “Can’t Hold a Candle” (12 available after each performance) — return to Moxie’s Lair for Birthday Cake and festivities. May contain gluten and dairy.

Mary Magdalene:
A print of Mary Magdalene’s painting for usage in personal grief healing rituals. It comes with a crochet heart that is your new heart after you dissolve and come back. 

The Shadow:
Based on its experience living as a human, The Shadow will write a brief report on the topic of your choosing – 5 dollars

Aida:
Kazuo Ohno and Tatsumi Hijikjata are the founders of the revolutionary dance form known as Butoh. Aida is offering 12’x10′ prints of her paintings of these masters at 40$ each (see her profile above for details).

Sick Nick:
— Ritual Cabaret Postcard — an autographed concrete poem on 5.5”x8.5” card stock. The authenticating pubic hair is adhered to the signature ink in a lacquer cocoon so as to survive the Mail Art journey. Limited 2024 Edition of Ten — $20
— “This is not a pipe bomb” (Performance and T-Shirt)
(See his profile above for details on both.)

Pupu:
Privately, she will:
— Swear at you in Russian for 1 min – 10$,
— Slap your face – 20$
— Look into my eyes very close for 5 min – 30$
— Dance on table for you – 60$
— Full package including all of the above – 100$
Group experience (max 6 people): 
“Office meeting fuck up” – 200$

Alana anda Elaichi:
Erotic Tarot Dance  –  Alana and Elaichi will offer you spiritual guidance through a one card Tarot reading and dance — $80


Ritual Cabaret Art Brothel is made possible by the generous support of:
IndieSpace “Pay Your People” Grant, Anonymous, John Baumann, Jeff Birnbaum, Sasha Chavchavadze, Brenda Fisher, Jade Frost, Bob Lyness, Eva Melas, PK (Ram) Ramani, Mike Spratt, Paget Walker, Sue Yocum

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