Say hello to Madame Mc Dew! Formally, known as Lady Tripzoid and LaLa Vulvaria; she comes to Coney Island with over 20 years experience in the sex worker industry. The Madame has worked everything from fetish videos, strip clubs, burlesque and prostitution; she definitely “tops from the bottom.” Her performances come with extreme intimacy and care. Now, in this rare opportunity one can listen to her words as she “tells all” through a lens of age and perspective. She has performed world wide with highly specialized requests from real people. What gets us off and what gives us pleasure has always intrigued her, and this is a rare opportunity to see, feel and hear the Madame at work.
Menu of one-on-one experiences for sale
Five minutes or less each:
Chair Dance! You pick the song $20
Damsel in Distress $20
I Ate Too Much! $20
I Love Smoking, Ask Me Anything $20
I Need to Brush My Teeth $20
Ooops, I Burped $20
Spitting In A Cup $20
Balloons…Your Way $20
You’re Getting Arrested $20
Breast Exams, I’m Your Doctor $20
Breathing, I’m Barely Alive! $20
I Love Milk! $20